Saturday, February 27, 2010

Today's Murphy's Laws

It is a simple task to make a subject complex but a complex task to make it simple.
Its amazing how nice people are to you when they know you're going away.
When a body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.
Typos are not noticed until after the "Send" button has been hit.
Never say. "I'm new at this" to a patient.

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