Today's Murphy's Laws

One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged.

Two rules for Ultimate Success in Life
1. Never tell everything you know.

If you don't care where you are, you're not lost.

The box containing the most valuable delicate object will be the one dropped.

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

There is some advice that is too good - the advice to love your enemies, for example.

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