Murphy's Laws for the day

Here are a few Murphy Law's I read today and want to share:

Oien's Observation

The quickest way to find something is to start looking for something else.

Frank's Phone Phenomena

If you have a pen, there's no paper;

If you have a paper, there's no pen;

If you have both, there's no message.

Stockmayer's Theorem

If it looks easy, it's tough;

If it looks tough, it's damn well impossible.

Parking Principle

There is ample parking everywhere except where you want to park.

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