Postcard Laughs

At a recent World Genetics Meet, an American reports, "we crossed chickens with cows. The new breed simultaneously produces milk, meat and eggs."

A Japanese reports, "we succeeded in crossbreeding flues and bees. The hybrid flies over the thrash fields and produces honey."

A Ruusian reports, "we crossed a melon with cockroaches. When you cut the melon, the seeds run away by themselves."