Joke of the Day - University of Man

I came across this from the website http://www.hitched.co.uk/speeches/jokes and wish to share with you. Hope you have a great day. TGIF!

A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in: BECOMING A REAL MAN. That's right, in just six terms you, too, can be a real man, as well as earn a degree. Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR (autumn schedule)

MEN101 Combating Stupidity
MEN102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN103 PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas, Valentine's Day, etc

FIRST YEAR (winter schedule)

MEN110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN111 Understanding The Female Response to Getting In At 4am
MEN112 Parenting: It Doesn't End With Conception
EAT100 Get A Life, Learn To Cook
ECON001A What's Hers Is Hers

FIRST YEAR (spring schedule)

MEN120 How NOT To Act Like An Asshole When You Are Wrong
MEN121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN122 YOU, The Weaker Sex
MEN123 Reasons To Give Flowers
ECON001B What's Yours is Half Hers (Must Pass ECON001A)

SECOND YEAR (autumn schedule)

SEX101 You Can Fall Asleep Without It
SEX102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take A Shower
MEN201 How To Stay Awake After Sex
MEN202 How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
ELECTIVE (See Electives Below)

SECOND YEAR (winter schedule)

MEN210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN211 How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
MEN212 You, Too, Can Be A Designated Driver
MEN213 Honest - You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise - Especially Naked
MEN230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important (1)

SECOND YEAR (spring schedule)

MEN220 Omitting @&*%$#* From Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN221 Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN222 Real Men Ask For Directions
MEN223 Thirty Minutes of Begging Is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN230B Her Birthdays And Anniversaries Are Important (2)

Course Electives

EAT101 Cooking With Quiche
EAT102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT103 Burping And Belching Discreetly
MEN231 Mother-In-Law
MEN232 Appear To Be Listening
MEN233 Just Say, Yes Dear
ECON001C Cheaper To Keep Her (Must Pass ECON001B)


9 May 2008 (1.45pm)